Love, Dee

Dreaming of fantasies, with a dash of reality, and a spoonful of inspiration and love.
pocketaimeemermaidminnies

pocketaimee:

A quick sketch for a friend.

4/23 17:43 - mermaidminnies - 30,880 notes
disabledxenathebrigadier

disabledxena:

catherinedemedici made me choose: Ariel or Meg

well, you know how men are. they think “no” means “yes” and “get lost” means “take me, i’m yours.”

4/23 16:21 - thebrigadier - 4,339 notes
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4/23 16:18 - tripedelic - 594 notes
ignoranthipsterstopdropandbeauty

arts-and-hearts:

ignoranthipster:

Disney gender swaps by Sakimi Chan

Omg everything is perfect. EVERYTHING!!!

4/23 10:52 - stopdropandbeauty - 112,186 notes
thisdanobrienstopdropandbeauty

Seeing an Attractive Woman at My Gym

  • Me: "Hi."
  • Woman: "Hello."
  • Brain: Ask her if she likes this gym.
  • Me: What? That's idiotic, what else do you have for me?
  • Brain: Say that the gym has music, wait until she expresses an opinion about the music and then agree with her.
  • Me: Say that the gym has music? Like announce that, like tell her?
  • Brain: Just say "There is music here, did you know that?" Or "My old gym has altogether different music, it's- there's no music, at it, this is a switch for me."
  • Me: That's plenty.
  • Brain: Say that music, functionally, in our society- Let me start over.
  • Me: YOU'RE OFF THE CASE, BRAIN. Who else do we have?
  • Sweat: Reporting for duty!
  • Me: Pass. Hard pass.
  • Heart: Tell her that you loved once before and will never love again.
  • Me: Oh Jesus.
  • Heart: Tell her that though her flame might burn bright, she is but a candle, and what good is a candle to one who has already seen the sun?
  • Penis: Hey.
  • Heart: Tell her no man who has sailed oceans and fought storms on the seas will ever be satisfied by mere ponds.
  • Penis: Hey. Take me out.
  • Me: Minutes have passed, guys, I need something I can work with.
  • Muscles: We're not ready, repeat, we are not ready.
  • Brain: Music, there's, historically, I mean, when you think about it, there's, what IS music? As Shakespeare once-
  • Penis: Show her. Shooooooow her.
  • Heart: Tell her in the theater of your heart, she is a tenant, a visitor to a love that belongs to another.
  • Brain: Truth- There is no truth without, also, without lies, there's a push-and-pull sort of- It's the duty of- Oh, don't say "duty" that's bad.
  • Me: "Duty."
  • Brain: Fuck.
  • Heart: Fuck.
  • Me: Fuck.
  • Penis: Declare martial law. Put me in charge.
  • Sweat: I think it's going really well!
  • Woman: [Leaves.]
4/23 10:51 - stopdropandbeauty - 2,556 notes
letsgetdowneystopdropandbeauty
letsgetdowney:

I don’t think I’m emotionally ready for what’s about to ensue.

letsgetdowney:

I don’t think I’m emotionally ready for what’s about to ensue.

4/23 10:49 - stopdropandbeauty - 3,665 notes
Flickr / sperdutophotosthedisneyseries
4/23 07:10 - thedisneyseries - 4,857 notes
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thechocolatebrigade:

Alexander McQueen buckled oxford

thechocolatebrigade:

Alexander McQueen buckled oxford

4/23 01:38 - stopdropandbeauty - 15,686 notes
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reblog-gif:

Funny Gif Source Blog —- http://gifini.com/
4/23 01:38 - reblog-gif - 8,970 notes
frekkenbokthebrigadier

This mother fucker.

4/23 01:38 - thebrigadier - 11,313 notes